These lines are anagrams out of each line in the SEGA MegaDrive story, perhaps they make more sense than the original version... anagram (c) toaplan.com
Background story of "ZIG owner;"
0112 and I,
Web gang wins rain.
Whap the pan!
Hot bonus pet bemuses Moe..
Air conmen stunner!
You won a green helmet...
Use a troll gene or a baby soul,
Eat door, you witty canoe hunters!
Why say auto?
Even I have your envoy humor at Kim to accuse.
Yoga fever fez kit..
A reject of sig rut.
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YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!
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